Help! I Need a Laugh!

An Indian was telling his doctor about his chronic insomnia.  To the doctor’s amazement, the Indian added that 499 fellow tribesmen also had the problem. They’re known as the Indianapolis 500.

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While riding a bus and reading a newspaper article on life expectancy, a man said to a lady seated beside him, “Did you know that every time I breathe, someone dies?” She replied, “That’s too bad. Have you ever tried a good mouthwash?”

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Teacher: “Johnny, give me a sentence containing the words, deduct, defeat, defense and detail.” Johnny, after some thought said: Defeat of deduct gets over defense before detail.”

Proverbs 17:22 “A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.”